Meet Sarah & Kayla
Welcome to Two Crusty Cunts—where sourdough is sacred, profanity is poetry, and every loaf is a middle finger to bland, mass-produced bullshit. We’re two women with wild starter jars, sharp tongues, and a serious obsession with fermentation. Our bread is slow, crusty, and packed with personality—just like us. If you’re after soul-stirring carbs with an attitude, you’ve found your people.
Our Bread
Classic Sourdough
Our signature loaf — tangy, crunchy, chewy perfection.
Seeded Loaf
Packed with sunflower, flax, and sesame seeds. Crunch meets punch.
Cinnamon Swirl
Sweet & spicy — a sourdough twist on a comfort classic.
Get in Touch
Want to order a loaf or book us for a market? Drop us a message!
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @twocrustycunts.ymm